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17th October 2004

lacquer_9:54pm: There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

200kr for teh boozes

6th October 2004

sonjastardust3:04am: Dear Post-Bar-Hopping With CarlosGig Depression,

Could you please, please be so kind as to fuck off and leave me alone. I'd quite like to be able to enjoy Things In Life That Are Not Carlos Barât again. Please let me listen to other music than Legs 11 or HQ Sessions Second Wave. It'd be nice not to start grinning madly at work at the mere sight of a bottle of Jameson's, and then being all 'uh hmm nothing ermm' when someone asks what's so funny. Actually, it'd be great if work would start seeming fun and worthwhile again.
Please make this stop, please deliver me from babbling on and on about Mr Bling every time someone even mentions Stockholm, hair, jeans, bananas, guitars, lip balm, Third World poverty, fridges, answering machines or pretty much anything that might or might not have a distant Libertines connection. Please make everything Not Blah again.

C'mon, it's been WEEKS already. Go away.

Alternatively, give me Carlos Barât, and I will never bother you again.

Regards,

Ms S. Stardust
Current Mood: post-gig depressed

100kr for teh boozes

28th September 2004

lacquer_11:52pm: the Great Picspam




















and the provider of the boozes:


(by frida)

the result of the boozes:



that's all for now..

500kr for teh boozes

27th September 2004

lacquer_10:40am:

look! it's carlos, a dot in the background, shortly before the provision of money...

2900kr for teh boozes

24th September 2004

tarts3:04pm: announcement type.
this propably should be said.. the circle is full. or whatever. la de daa. now where are the pictures of our glory days? *pokes jasmine, gently*

400kr for teh boozes

22nd September 2004

tarts2:13am: its just so introductionary!
this, my friends, is the playground for the stylish kids that benefited in the 500kr teh ever so sassy and wonderful carlos barât of teh libertines provided them on a monday night in stockholm. 'why you sitting here in the cold? go to pub have a drink!' 'oh we have no money.' 'well, have this!' yes its true,



ps. even though the membership is restricted, spying and stalking is allowed. in fact, ITS ENCOURAGED. where do you think we would be without stalking? nowhere spending carlos' swedish cash, thats for sure.

400kr for teh boozes

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